Vadiguimontí
Çomyopregi, a word meaning "People-Speak" (Çomyo, "person" + pregi, "language"), is an Indo-European centum tongue. More fully known as Çomyopregi Quepaquasyo, it is the official language of Quepaqua, a European nation. (As for the name Quepaqua, we don't know what it means.) The state is a product of nationalism and the collapse of the Soviet Union, when every little ethnicity that wanted its own country got one. The language, along with several minor relatives, comprises the Quepaquic branch of Indo-European. Most of the speakers of Old Çomyopregi were converted to Catholicism by missionaries before 1000 AD, and adopted a version of Roman script tailored to their phonological needs. Since then, Çomyopregi entered a literate stage and its speakers formed a centralized kingdom, which led to its emergence as a power in Central Europe and eventually to the modern state. The modern language is a standardized version woven together from several slightly different dialects, and is now under the direction of an academy.
I hope you enjoy learning about this wonderful language. Please let me know what you think. I am still improving it. And please, if you are a better linguist than I, feel free to cruelly punish me for my insolently amateurish linguistic descriptions.
—Damátir Ando, "Dark Lord"